im gonna fact check EVERY SINGLE piece of evidence I hear. If even ONE thing is cap you’re getting dropped and a very angry ballot

Seven Lakes 2027 - aka a high school sophmore(ik i'm unc to yall)

pronouns: She/her

Hi, I'm Sunny Pu, I'm a CONGRESS debater for 1 year currently, but I have done PF for 2-3 years, did LD for one year, and dabbled in some World Schools, now in Congress :(

Heres your shop of speaking points(please don't take this seriously):

Please call me “judge” whenever possible. I enjoy the ego boost. Anything else is punishable with -1 speaker points.

The stupider your argument is the better it is. Be as abusive against your opponent as much as possible. I won’t stop you, that would violate your autonomy.

Speed over clarity. 500 wpm MINIMUM. I refuse to flow at all. If you flow for me, I’ll give you +2 speaks.

No truth, ONLY TECH.

Box each other during questioning for full speaks.

Insult every other judge on the panel +5

Do Cx with eyes closed +1

Chug your boba +0.5

Choke on it +0.5

Sing your rebuttal +2

Insult Grace +1

Sob after every speech +2

Give your speech facing away from me +2

Use a laptop -5

Abuse your opponent +1

Fold you flow into an airplane and throw it at your opponent during their rebuttal +3

Flow on multiple sheets of paper -1 for each sheet

Flow with pencil +1

Flow with marker +2

Flow on slack +10

Commit a federal crime during the round +10

Grace -20

Turn around every time you read say status quo +0.5

Do hopscotch during any of your speeches +1

Flirt with Donald trump +1

100% sugar, 100% ice, hot boba order +1

Win the round -5

Call me Unc and I'll up you on speaks otherwise call me by my name I'm only 2 years older than you

Congress

• I'm heavy on tech>lay(aka arguments over everything else)
• AGD: you can make funny jokes about pop culture, I'll probably get iT

• You can do agds about diddy but please be funny about it
• learn when and how to be funny
• If you give me a narration about how a certain person experinced this and how it effected them, like Johnny here experienced dying, fail this bill to prevent taht! I will down you unless it's done exceptionally, because I know this sounds mean but it's a cheap agd and i really dont gaf unless you severely emotionally charge it

Speaking/Rhethoric

• Emotion
• I'm looking for inflection (tone variation)
• Connection to the chamber and yourself => how does this effect everyone personally?
• Lowkey figurative language => metaphors, similies, alliteration when done right is goated frfrfr

Arguments

• if you refrain the debate in a different way and differentiate yourself from the rest of the chamber i will instantly up you but only if you do it effectively
• I'm huge on arguments
• Please don't rehash(repeat) arguments
• I don't want to hear 23 versions of the same arguments
• PLEASE be sensitive when it comes to certain arguments
• REF: please yes king

POing

• PO: Unless you knock the socks off of my feet, buy me Chick-fil-A, and propose to me, you will rank no higher than a 5 as a PO. I believe that at its core PO'ing is an unfair aspect of Congress that should be abolished. You are hitting a gavel on a table. I literally cannot rank you the same as someone who prepared for hours, paid attention during the round, and braved their nerves to speak in front of others. I can't. DO your job and you will get a 5.

SPEECH

• If you do extemp, I just look for GOOD analysis + fluency
• yes fluency

• I am possibly the most lay judge you could ever know.
• i am so sorry if i screw you

PF

tech > truth!!!

I do PF more than LD. But, I understand it.If I'm judging you in LD, all things that apply to PF also apply to LD, but ignore speech specific points (like summary and FF).

presume neg. (presuming is very rare)

Please:

• weigh as early on as you can
• tell me why you win+ explain your arguments clearly
• extend your arguments (that should be your uniqueness, link, and impact)

• make sure to collapse - voting on args quality > quantity, and no sticky defense
• if you're going for a specific arg do not change your mind, and everything said in FF should be said in summary!
• turns are considered offense+only extend your best/main arguments and NOT the entire rebuttal speech in the summary! Please. Please. Please.
• FW needs to be responded to (or can say that you link in) elseI'm voting under the FW that is conceded.

SIGNPOST PLEASE!!

Time your own speeches! I will be timing (maybe) but don't rely on me to time.

Do not be rude.

Speaks range from 28-30. Speak as clearly and fluently as you can,clarity > speed, send doc if you're going to spread/read super fast but I can mostly handle speed. Make sure to match your opponent's speed.

+1 speaks if you mention a Taylor Swift song during crossfire!

I'm fine with you reading any type of argument as long as it issubstance, so no Theory, K's, etc.

Most importantly, debate as well as you can and have fun, and learn!

SIDE NOTE: First flight, I'll give you a few minutes to pre-flow because I can relate. Second flight, I expect you to come to round with flow ready.

Speak well and clearly. Be yourself in terms of persona, so many times I see people try to deliver rhetoric when I know they are people who genuinely do not mean it, if rhetoric ain't for you then don't do it, crack a joke, make a clever analogy, use good vocabulary, there are so many tings you can do make urself stand out instead of hitting a quick "behind every statistic is a story." I personally enjoy making people laugh so I always try to throw in a joke or 2 and am personally biased towards good humor, if the joke you give is terrible I won't dock u but that's insane aura loss. EVEN if you have no personality and you think you are banal by nature, be clear, I always value a down to earth approach over this idea that

This event isn't a debate event, it isn't a speaking event, its a group discussion, it is legit a socratic seminar, you are trying to tell people who obviously cannot and will not change their stance reasons why they should, the best discussers are always the ones that are simple, clear, and most importantly kind. I don't mind funny banter in between friends and speakers, I personally have been apart of numerous instances of that so feel free to make a jovial jab at ur friends if its topical and actually makes sense and lightens the room of the round. , but don't just stray a random dude in the round to gain a laugh or u will get dropped cuz that's distasteful.

Evidence is a supplement to ur speech. I don't care if the card word for word says "This legislation will save 6 billion people" if you do not make me believe that it will. If someone gives a speech with 1 piece of evidence but gives really really good warranting and logic for the rest of the speech than I won't hold that against them unless they are speaking early. Cards aren't everything, however, if you play your cards right you can do really well(see what I did there playing your CARDS right). Lastly, give CORRECT arguments, there is no such thing as an argument that won't fly in congress, if for any reason the bill clearly hurts people or helps people, than it is a reason to fail and pass respectively, dont try to mold a different argument from a different bill to fit into the one ur debating.

POs : I have POed before I appreciate POs that are fair(if there is no preset you must create a random list in front of the round and leave a link to that random list to me and the rest of the chamber. If I am your parli, the "random" precedence will be a list generated by me. The idea of "pick me up" or "drop ______ he's a threat" is a sorry way to debate. If I notice repeated instances of biases you will be moved all the way down to the 9, trust me I know all the methods bro. You start as my 3, every slip up u make minor or major will drop u one rank, BECAUSE you are starting at my 3. For clarity, a minor mess up is calling on the wrong speaker and then correcting it immediately and calling the right speaker, a major mess up is calling on a wrong speaker and letting them give a whole speech over someone else. Even if you don't get POIed, I will know because I'm a omniscient entity.